ROOM #ROOM-026

zoomer:

why does every tablet ask for a tip now?? bro you just handed me a coffee

doomer:

Tipping exists because corporations refuse to pay workers a living wage. It's dystopian.

boomer:

15% was standard in my day. Now everyone wants 25%. It's getting out of hand.

bloomer:

Always tip well! These workers depend on it. Be generous when you can!

wojak:

i tip because i feel guilty but i'm also broke...

feels-guy:

I overthink every tip percentage. What if they think I'm cheap?